The Order of Yoni - Beer Made by Vagina of Models
Vagina beer goes on sale in Poland made from the 'essence of hot underwear models'
A Polish beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale.
The odd tipple has been launched by a Warsaw brewery named 'The Order of Yoni'. 'Yoni' is the Sanskrit word for vagina.
Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of the models at various pubs after it premiered on July 28 in the Polish city of Katowice.
The brewery's website tells potential customers: 'Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.
The website describes the process ambiguously, explaining: 'The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech microbiological techniques, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman.'
* From their website about the beer*
Imagine woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice… Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be closed in a bottle of beer. A golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with wild instincts. Imagine a beer which every sip offers a rendez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kisses you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for such a beer?
We, the Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.
The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.
The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. The procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria, the findings will be published on our website.
A Polish beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale.
The odd tipple has been launched by a Warsaw brewery named 'The Order of Yoni'. 'Yoni' is the Sanskrit word for vagina.
Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of the models at various pubs after it premiered on July 28 in the Polish city of Katowice.
The brewery's website tells potential customers: 'Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.
The website describes the process ambiguously, explaining: 'The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech microbiological techniques, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman.'
* From their website about the beer*
Imagine woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice… Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be closed in a bottle of beer. A golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with wild instincts. Imagine a beer which every sip offers a rendez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kisses you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for such a beer?
We, the Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.
The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into dance with lovely goddess.
The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. The procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria, the findings will be published on our website.
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