Headphones, a bike reflector, a phone, and cash: The bizarre items doctors found in VAGINAS in 2017 (and the things MEN needed removing)
In penises, doctors found a domino piece, a piece of shampoo bottle, and a 'small screw'.
While the average length of a vagina is 9.6 centimeters, the candlestick, bike reflector and headphones exceeded capacity and got stuck requiring doctors' help to remove them.
Top 16 things found in vaginas in 2017
1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant cap
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls
The patient stated these were 'You know, for when your husband leaves town.'
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. A sponge
Patient was 'on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim.'
10. Hot towel
11. A phone and money
'Was having sex with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina.'
13. A candlestick
14. A lollipop
15. 15 stone balls - only found 14
'Using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls, the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls.'
16. Toy wand
Now the Penis --- LOL
Strange items found in men's penises in 2017
1. A little screw
2. A sharp toy
3. four inch long metal sex toy
4. Plastic spoon
5. Piece of domino
6. Piece of plastic shampoo bottle
'Patient put paperclip through urethra and punctured through shaft of penis'
8. Coaxial cable